Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
who  was better at using the computer. They had been
going at it for days, and  God was tired of hearing all
the bickering. 

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I  am going to set up a 
test which will take two hours and it will judge  who 
does the better job ."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and  typed
away.

They moused.

They did spreadsheets.

They  wrote reports.

They sent faxes.

They sent e-mail.

They  sent out e-mail with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did some  genealogy reports.

They made cards.

They did every known  job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning
suddenly  flashed across the sky, thunder rolled,
the rain poured, and of course, the  electricity
went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just  sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of
them  restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically  screaming, 
"It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the 
power went  out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his
files from  the past two hours.

Satan observed this and became even more irate.  "Wait!
He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

(You'll love the punch  line....)

God shrugged and said, "Jesus  Saves".