Follow these directions, 
 they couldn't be better:

 Make a right onto "Believeth Blvd."
 Keep straight and go through 
 the green light, which is  Jesus Christ.

 From there, you must turn onto the 
 "Bridge of Faith," which is over 
 troubled water.

 When you get off the bridge, 
 make a right turn and  keep straight.  
 You are on the "King's Highway" - 
 Heaven-bound.

 Keep going for three miles: 
 One for the Father, 
 One  for the Son, 
 and One for the Holy Ghost.  
 Then exit off onto "Grace Blvd."

 From there, make a right turn 
 on "Gospel Lane."
 Keep straight and then make another 
 right on "Prayer  Blvd."

 As you on your way, 
 yield not to the traffic on
 "Temptation Ave."

 Also, avoid "Sin Street" 
 because it is a dead end.

 Pass up "Envy Drive," 
 and "Have Avenue."

 Also, pass "Hypocrisy Street," 
 "Gossiping Lane," and
 "Backbiting Blvd."

 You'll have to go down 
 "Long Suffering Lane,"
 "Persecution Blvd.," and 
 "Trials and Tribulations Ave."
 
 But that's all right, because 
 "Victory Blvd." is straight ahead!