The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
 manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the 
 serious defect in the primary and central component 
 of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
 original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, 
 resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in 
 all subsequent units. This defect has been technically 
 termed, 'Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more
 commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized 
 by loss of moral judgment.
 
 Some other symptoms
 (a) Loss of direction
 (b) Foul vocal emissions
 (c) Amnesia of origin
 (d) Lack of peace and joy
 (e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
 (f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
 (g) Fear
 (h) Idolatry
 (i) Sexual Immorality
 (j) Non-Recognition of over heat sign(7th Day Sabbath)
 
 The Manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault 
 for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair 
 and service, free of charge to correct this SIN 
 defect.
 
 The number to call for the recall station in your area 
 is P-R-A-Y-E-R.
 
 Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by 
 pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next, download J-E-S-U-S 
 into the heart. No matter how big or small the SIN 
 defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with
 
 (a) Love
 (b) Joy
 (c) Peace
 (d) Long-suffering 
 (e) Gentleness
 (f) Goodness
 (g) Faith
 (h) Meekness
 (i) Temperance
 
 Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further 
 details on the use of these fixes.
 
 WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without 
 correction, voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing 
 owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and 
 will result in the human unit being permanently
 impounded.
 
 For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.
 
 DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall 
 action will have to be scrapped in the furnace, HELL 
 FIRE. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or else 
 heaven will be infected.
 
                                Author: The Creator.